Texts From Last Night

[Juliette Carlson]

Okay... so I 'stole' this idea from my twin, Yules... who got the idea from a friend of hers and I think it's hilarious! Really, it is.
So.. this game is, as the section says... IN character, so you have to actually think and act like your character here.

The game is really easy. Simply go to textsfromlastnight.com and pick a text that your character would send to someone. I'm not sure you'd want to mention them in topics, since this is just a game, but if you feel like you want to... I won't stop you

No rude texts, but if you must use an asterix (*) to hide part of the word. This is supposed to be fun so don't use texts that are insulting. It's a free-for-all, and you don't have to 'reply' to the text you just got.

So here's how it goes:

Juliette to Ryan
"Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips."

Basically it's supposed to be fun, so it doesn't always have to make sense. ENJOY!

and here's the code you can use... also borrowed from Yules

Code:


[center][size=18][color=*pick a colour][b]Sender to Receiver[/b][/color][/size]
"Message goes here"[/center]


[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Juliette
"Who wrote "The Chamber of Secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?"

[Juliette Carlson]

I dunno but it sounds weird XD

Juliette to Ellie
"Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun."

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Conan
"You're dating a nurse! That's smart - you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure."

[Andy O'Hara]

Andy to Jacob
"So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?"

[Guest]

Eleanor to Kieran
"Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way."

[Jacob Pierce]

Jacob to Kimberly
"I got kicked out of a bookstore, I put all the bibles in the fiction section"

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Kieran
"Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and boobs here, ready to put a smile back on your face."

[Kieran Richards]

Kieran to Ellie
"Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978."

[Alona Andrews]

Alona Andrews to Andy O'Hara
"I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy."

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Kieran
"Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledge's car"

[Andy O'Hara]

Andy to Alona
"Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes."

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Alona
"My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him."

[Alona Andrews]

Alona to Andy
"I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match."

Alona to Ellie
"She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...At least the kid behind us enjoyed it."

[Samantha Fisher]

Sammy to Julie
"I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing Phantom of the Opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes."

[Kieran Richards]

Kieran to Ellie
"I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?"

Kieran to Andy
"Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure."

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Alona
"Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with Dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza."

[Andy O'Hara]

Andy to Kieran
You just kept yelling and saying "I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT!"

[Kieran Richards]

Kieran to Andy
"Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes."

[Alona Andrews]

Alona to Ellie
"Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole."

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Alona
"So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test."

[Jacob Pierce]

Jacob to All available staff
"Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk."

[Ellie Volkova]

Ellie to Kieran
"And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for King of the Hill..."

[Andy O'Hara]

Andy to Kieran
"So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better."

[Alona Andrews]

Alona to Andy
"Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!"

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