Re: Texts From Last Night

by **Ellie Volkova** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:23 pm

Ellie to Kieran
"All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights."

by **Jacob Pierce** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:23 pm

Jacob to Eve
"I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back."

by **Jacob Pierce** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:24 pm

Jacob to Self
"My student's should feel privileged to see me Tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend."

by Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:27 pm

Eleanor to Jacob
"I know it is almost Summer when the students in my classes start showing up drunk."

by **Andy O'Hara** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:29 pm

Andy to Kieran
"No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma."

by **Ellie Volkova** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:35 pm

Ellie to Alona
"Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea."

by **Alona Andrews** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:37 pm

Alona to Ellie
"Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming."

by **Ellie Volkova** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:42 pm

Ellie to Kieran
"You just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain". Then shook the open box of crunch-berries everywhere."

by Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:46 pm

Eleanor to Kieran
"I took so much Adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw."

by **Ellie Volkova** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:48 pm

Ellie to Alona
"Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver... The song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got STDs, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado."

by **Kieran Richards** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:51 pm

Kieran to Ellie
"I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won.."

by **Jacob Pierce** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:02 pm

Jacob to Staff
"Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. I held the door for him to carry it out."

by **Ellie Volkova** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:04 pm

Ellie to Alona
"Did I get drunk on a Sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes."

by **Kieran Richards** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:11 pm

Kieran to Everyone
"This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?"

by **Samantha Fisher** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:19 pm

Samantha to Dean
"We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success."

by **Ellie Volkova** Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:19 pm

Ellie to Alona and Juliette
"I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made."

by **Kieran Richards** Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:48 pm

Kieran to Andy and Ellie
"If you've never been partying there before, take Andrews with you. Drunk Andrews is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome."

by **Ellie Volkova** Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:24 pm

Ellie to Kieran
"I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and crap."

by **Patrick Noel** Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:40 pm

Patrick to Self
"WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk."

Patrick to Ellie
"So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
"

by **Ellie Volkova** Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:52 pm

Ellie to Patrick
"Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap."

by **Samantha Fisher** Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:23 pm

Samantha to Juliette
"Can I please come dance in my bra to Destiny's Child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter."

by **Emma Noel** Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:45 pm

Emma to Patrick
"You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables."

by **Juliette Carlson** Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:07 pm

Juliette to Samatha
"Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor."

by Guest Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:31 pm

Eleanor to Kieran
"Can anyone on this campus do anything sober?"

by **Andy O'Hara** Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:53 am

Andy to Kieran
"Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver."

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